Subject: POLITICAL PHILOSOPHIES - IN TWO COW TERMS.

SOCIALISM -You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor...

COMMUNISM -You have two cows, The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

FASCISM -You have two cows, the government takes them and sells you the milk...

BUREAUCRACY -You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain...

CAPITALISM -You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.

CORPORATE -You have two cows, You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead...

DEMOCRACY - You have two cows, the government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support  a man in a foreign country that has only one cow which was a gift from your government